Dear Workday On The Wrong Day

I think you got confused. Workdays are Monday - Friday (Friday is still in discussion). I don't appreciate you messing up the workday calendar. You are messing things up by spilling over to the weekend. I can not survive with one day off from you. Please get your shit together.

Thank you.

I Am a Domestic Goddess!

So, lately I have been feeling as if my world was like this:

But now that I have my new vacumm cleaner I have joined the world of Domestic Bliss! I can vacumm up all the mess that my kids manage to track around my apartment and still have time to.......

That's right ladies...having a vacumm gives you time to tend to your more meaningful tasks that make your hubby happy! Yep, they had a GREAT sense of humor in the 1950's! On a serious note though I did in fact get a vacumm FINALLY!!! No more sweeping the carpet for this Wifey!

P.S

Hope everyone had a Fantastic weekend!

WHYYYY?

Please someone tell me why it's the end of the world for like 10mins when it is time to go down for a nap....

But when you go and check on them they are sleeping like they had a party and it was so good that they just passed out right in the middle of it...

And then they wake up and it was all worth it:)...

Random Question....

If a person in America buys a laptop and one gets donated to a needy child in Africa...then when someone in Africa buys a laptop does one get donated to a needy child in America? Just Saying....

Yippie Skippie!

All I have to say is.....

IT'S FRIDAY!!!

This is a Post about Regurgitation....BEWARE

My son said he was sick to his stomach, and boy was he right. I'm sitting here trying to mess with this lovely blog, and my son turns into friggin Linda Blair! You know that scene from Scary Movie 2 where there are just fountains of vom spewing from each of the characters mouths??? That was almost my son and I this evening. I had to force myself not to vom, and believe me, he was projectiling...

***Lesson of the day: When little boy says his stomach hurts, don't troubleshoot, go straight to the bathroom, it's coming out of one end or the other. It is always to better to be safe than to have to clean up Vom :-/

First Follower AWARD!

The first award goes to LaBrett Homuth for being our "First Follower!"

Insightful Ramblings of the BFF Kind.... You Skinny B!

Me: How are you feeling?

C: Much better....no regular contractions thank the LORD!!! Now I feel stuffed because I ate a whole orange and a cereal bar to get my sugars back up...:-)


Me: Lol…you sound like one of those skinny b’s…”I’m soooo stuffed I just ate one popcorn” LOL ok not that bad


C: LMAO...Girl I ATE...I ate a Healthy Choice Steamer Chicken Teryaki, and an Orange, and a cereal bar, and a Diet Dr Pepper,.....I wish I could get full off a sip of water, then maybe I would be a size 10 and not a size 22 lol

Me: Lol you never mentioned the healthy choice it just sounded so funny! “Now I feel stuffed because I ate a whole orange and a cereal bar to get my sugars back up...:-)” Hehehe I was jealous I want to eat one orange and a cereal bar and feel stuffed!

C: lol...now don't feel jealous, I also had the Healthy Choice Steamer ;-) It was teryaki Chicken with Rice and Veggies, and sooooooo good I wanted more!

Me: Hehehe…everytime I have one of those I want to get everything little piece of rice and sauce…it’s sooo yummy!

C: OMG...I thought I was the only person, I started with a fork, and ended with a spoon so I got every last grain..haha

ok so i haven't read this book but the picture is perfect!

One woman's trash is NOT another woman's treasure...

OK....this is to my fellow women. Why is our bathroom so disgusting? It is a man's job to be disgusting not ours. The women's bathroom affords us many accomodations for our monthly paraphanelia...USE THEM! A courtesy flush goes a looooooooooonnnnnnggggggg way, especially when you have a bowl full of the red stuff....and no ladies I am not talking about fruit punch. There are trashcans designed to throw your used paper towls in once you use them to dry your hands...USE THEM! Is it necessary for the space around the sinks to resemble a swampland so when you go to wash your hands your almost 8 month preggy belly gets wet when you brush against the counter?????? I would hate to see the bathrooms in some of your homes if this is how you treat the ones in your own workplace. Just Saying....

Dear John

Dear Breakfast Drive Thru Man,

I know you hate your job but please don't take your aggression out on my tacos.

Thank you.

This bottle represents my daily water intake as recommended by my OB/Gyn while I am pregnant. Because this bottle does NOT have a straw it take me about a week to finish. So I have come to the conclusion that if this bottle came with a straw I would gladly gulp it down within the 8 hours I am here at work. Maybe I should petition to Ozarka....I know they have the sport cap bottles, but I even think those are kinda gross and still would prefer a straw....


This guy has the Right Idea!!

****Update: at approximately 4:49pm (give or take a few seconds) on 2/16/2011....I did indeed finish the bottle of OZARKA! It was a tremendous feat, and I managed to do so without the aid of a straw....I DO NOT recommend it, a straw is definitely the way to go :-) ****

You suck

One of the MANY crazy email conversations between Clarissa and I:

Me:I know this is sooo weird but I drink more water if I use a straw compared to if I drink it straight for the glass/bottle. For example…I can drink like 3 or 4 glasses or water if I drink it with a straw but if I don’t I’ll only get through maybe one glass. CRAZY!!!!

Clarissa:I think because a straw caters to our laziness allowing us to drink more without actually exerting any effort. I do the same thing. i have a huge bottle of water that I can barely get through, but if I use my cup with the straw I drink it like WHOA!

Me:BAHAHAHAHA….WE ARE LAZY A** DRINKERS!

Clarissa: YEP!!! I admit it, My Name is Clarissa...i am so lazy in order to get my full fill of water I need to have a Straw!

Me: Hi Clarissa!

Clarissa: Would anyone else like to share their Lazy moments in drinking?

Me: Hi my name is Elizabeth and I won’t drink a full glass of anything without a straw and I refuse to drink from a restaurant glass without a straw.

Clarissa:I also can not take even a sip from a restaurant glass without a strw...oh, and I can't stand plastic cups from restaurants either...they make me want to vom.....Oh, and I am a compulsive interrupter...:-/

Me: I’m sorry put the interrupter class is 2 doors down. This is strictly for straw users.

Clariisa: I prefer to multi-task, so I will talk about my straw use while I compulsively interrupt and then remind myself to not interrupt, besides I can never talk in that class...they keep interrupting me..:-/