One of the MANY crazy email conversations between Clarissa and I:
Me:I know this is sooo weird but I drink more water if I use a straw compared to if I drink it straight for the glass/bottle. For example…I can drink like 3 or 4 glasses or water if I drink it with a straw but if I don’t I’ll only get through maybe one glass. CRAZY!!!!
Clarissa:I think because a straw caters to our laziness allowing us to drink more without actually exerting any effort. I do the same thing. i have a huge bottle of water that I can barely get through, but if I use my cup with the straw I drink it like WHOA!
Me:BAHAHAHAHA….WE ARE LAZY A** DRINKERS!
Clarissa: YEP!!! I admit it, My Name is Clarissa...i am so lazy in order to get my full fill of water I need to have a Straw!
Me: Hi Clarissa!
Clarissa: Would anyone else like to share their Lazy moments in drinking?
Me: Hi my name is Elizabeth and I won’t drink a full glass of anything without a straw and I refuse to drink from a restaurant glass without a straw.
Clarissa:I also can not take even a sip from a restaurant glass without a strw...oh, and I can't stand plastic cups from restaurants either...they make me want to vom.....Oh, and I am a compulsive interrupter...:-/
Me: I’m sorry put the interrupter class is 2 doors down. This is strictly for straw users.
Clariisa: I prefer to multi-task, so I will talk about my straw use while I compulsively interrupt and then remind myself to not interrupt, besides I can never talk in that class...they keep interrupting me..:-/
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